They're coming, too?

I just read this in Dlisted, which is hands-down my FAVORITE website for celebrity trash gossip. So vulgar, but so good:

    Monday, July 30th 2007        

So Long New Orleans!

       

      

 

   

                  

                                             

       

 

Brangelina might be on the move again according to reports. Apparently Brad wants to move his family to Berlin to keep his kids out of the limelight. Brad is quoted as telling The Daily Mirror,

 

“She wants to leave acting and support me with this. We also don’t want our kids to go to school in Hollywood - it will be best if they can go to school in Berlin. We love the city. Berlin is so quiet and balanced, away from paparazzi.”

 

Brad has one home in Berlin and is planning to build and design another in Potsdam. 

 

Angelina is not leaving acting. Trust. She has like a billion projects lined up including Beowulf. Above is a shot taken from the movie where Angie plays a seductive water demon. In one scene Angie comes out of a pool wearing nothing but a braid and hooves instead of human feet.

 

Hmmm...typecasting?

 

Wherever Brangelina go, the paps go. They should just move to Mars if they want to be left alone. Hey! That's not such a bad idea! I'm sure Tom Cruise can help them out with that.

 

Oh and I guess this mean they are over staying in New Orleans and "helping the victims of Katrina."



I mean, seriously, who doesn't love this city, doesn't have a pulse. End of discussion. But what the hell is Brad talking about when he says: "Berlin is so quiet and balanced." I mean, have you BEEN on the S-Bahn at 5 AM? Or to Berghain on a Sunday at 11 AM? It is anything but quiet here. Trust.

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